Newton's Romantic Law

• Universal law of Love:
  Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
• First law of Love:
  A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
• Second law of Love:
  The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
• Third law of Love:
  The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."