Munna Bhai Jokes

CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU: Nehin.

CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?

MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL:Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?