How to Stay Young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay “them!”
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

10 Resume Writing Tips

RESUME WRITING TIPS AND STRATEGIES

1. Keep It Focused and Businesslike -
   A resume should be specific and all business. Don't try to be too smart or too cute. After all, you are asking an employer to invest significant time and money by choosing you over many other similarly qualified people. Employers mainly want to know whether you are appropriately qualified and experienced, and if you have the ability to "deliver the goods."
2. More Than Two Pages Is Too Much -
   For students, recent graduates, or people with just a few years of experience, try to keep your resume to one page, two as an absolute maximum. Even a resume for someone with20 years or more of extensive working experience, should not exceed three pages. In some cases, one or two "optional" pages can be referred to as "available upon request." These would be such optional annexes as a list of references or an inventory of recent projects and/or publications.
3. Get The Words and Punctuation Right -
   Make sure the grammar, spelling, and punctuation in your resume are perfect. Any obvious mistakes will hurt your credibility. Also, be sure to keep the language clear and simple. If you draft it yourself, have someone with excellent writing skills do an editorial review and a careful proofread of it. If a professional prepares it for you, such reviews are the responsibility of the resume preparation firm. Use an accepted English language "style guide" if you want to be sure of the finer points of word usage, punctuation, capitalization, abbreviations, etc.
4. Read Between The Lines -
   Customize the resume to match the stated requirements of the job that you are applying for, without being misleading. Review and analyze the job advertisement carefully. Look for and itemize the key qualifications, skills, and abilities the employer is seeking. Then identify certain key words that are usually repeated in such ads. Make sure that the wording and sequence of points in your resume reflect and address these "corporate terminologies" and" code words" as much as possible. When possible, study the company's annual report and Web site, and weave the themes and terms found there into your resume and cover letter.
5. Make Sure It Looks Good -
   Use a crisp, clean, simple presentation format for a professional looking resume. Just a bit of simple line work and/or shading, done with standard word processing software will do the trick. If you don't have the aptitude for this, there is most likely someone among your friends or in your office who can help you achieve a professional presentation. If not, seek professional advice. It won't cost much for a good simple layout, but it will make a world of difference to the product.
6. Show What You Can Do Today -
   Focus, first and foremost, on your recent experience that is most relevant to the position at hand. Less relevant and/or dated experience should be either eliminated or summarized in brief point form near the end of your resume. When reviewing your resume information, a prospective employer wants to know what you are doing now, what you have done recently, and how that relates to the job requirements of the post they are trying to fill.
7. Be A Straight-Shooter -
   Be completely honest. When people lie or "creatively exaggerate" on their resume, they are almost invariably exposed, sooner or later. Think about it - who really wants to get a job based on a lie(s) and then have to live in fear of eventually being found out? We often read in the newspaper about high-profile folks who get caught in are sume falsehood or exaggeration, and it isn't very pretty.
8. Follow The Instructions -
   Submit your resume in exactly the form that the prospective employer requests. If they say e-mail or fax is okay, do it that way. However, if they ask for it by regular mail, send it the way they ask. They must have reasons for requesting it in such a form and they are geared up to process it that way. If your resume is to be sent by snail mail, use the complete address that they specify, or it could go to the wrong office, especially in a large organization.
9. Don't Get Lost In The Mail -
   Be careful to respect certain conventions that the potential employer may require in your resume. For example, make sure that the cover letter mentions the exact name of the specific position you are applying for, and the competition number, if applicable. Sometimes an employer will request that the job title and/or number be printed on the outside of the envelope. You would not want to miss out on a job because you didn't follow minor administrative requirements.
10. Keep The Cover Short and Focused -
    In the cover letter, don't repeat what is already detailed in the body of the attached resume. It is a "cover" letter. It should be short and to the point. Introduce yourself first, and then briefly summarize why you believe that you have the qualifications and experience to fulfill the duties of the position better than anyone else. Express enthusiasm about the job and the company. Close by stating how you are looking forward to hearing more from them soon, and that you will follow-up if necessary.

Newton's Romantic Law

• Universal law of Love:
  Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
• First law of Love:
  A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
• Second law of Love:
  The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
• Third law of Love:
  The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

20 Happy Reasons without GF

1. You can stare at any Girl.
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.
17. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
18. No tension.
19. You can be “yourself”
20. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.

Types of GFs

1. Ms. Nice Gal -
   "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
   Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
   Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
   Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller -
   "You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
   Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
   Advantages: Pays attention to you.
   Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.
3. Sickly -
   "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
   Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
   Advantages: Predictable.
   Disadvantages: Contagious.
4. The Bosser -
   "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
   Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom.
   Advantages: Often right.
   Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -
   "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair colour?"
   Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey.
   Advantages: Easily soothed.
   Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.
6. Wild Woman out of Control -
   "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
   Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out.
   Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
   Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.
7. Huffy -
   "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
   Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly.
   Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
   Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
8. Woman from Mars -
   "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
   Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
   Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable.
   Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
9. Ms. Dreamgirl -
   "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
   Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous.
   Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited.
   Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.

How to be a good GF

• DON’T SMOTHER HIM - When you’re with a man and you are falling in love, you just want to be with him every second that you can. When you’re not with him, you’re wondering what he’s doing and you’re daydreaming about your time together. A new relationship is like a drug – you feel like you just can’t get enough of it, like you need your fix. Unfortunately, your enthusiasm for your boyfriend could lead to the downfall of your blissful relationship. You don’t want to seem too clingy or too dependent on him, especially not right away. You’re your own person, and even though you’re in a relationship now, you still have your own life – and your boyfriend still has his own life to lead as well. You can’t expect your boyfriend to ditch his friends and family members and to forget about his work obligations just because the two of you are now together. By the way, you have to remember not to ditch your own friends and family just because you are overexcited about your new relationship. If you allow yourself to focus only on your boyfriend and on nothing else, you’ll become a very boring person to be in a relationship with. What on earth will the two of you have to talk about if you spend every waking second together? It’s great that you’re happy with your new guy, but you have to give him room to breathe. If going out with the guys is important to him, don’t try to take that away. Don’t try to move all of your stuff into his apartment just because the two of you have spent a couple of nights together. Let things happen naturally, slowly – if it’s meant to be, it will be. Men adjust much better to gradual changes than a sudden change. Too much too soon is not the way to be a good girlfriend. For one, guys like to be in control. If your boyfriend feels like you’re trying to run his life, then he is likely to distance itself from you. Also, many men are afraid of commitment, so they don’t want to feel trapped in a serious relationship before they’re ready. Slow and steady wins the relationship race.
• HAVE A LITTLE FAITH - You are the master of your own destiny. If you convince yourself that your boyfriend is definitely going to cheat on you, then your relationship is doomed from the start. I’m not saying that because you think that your boyfriend is going to cheat that he will, but if you’re constantly exhibiting signs of jealousy, then your boyfriend is going to get fed up and want out. Can you blame him? How would you feel if he was constantly questioning and accusing you of sleeping with other men? You would probably feel offended, and that is certainly how he feels. If he hasn’t given you any reason not to trust him, then you have no right not to. You have to have faith in your boyfriend if you want him to have faith in your relationship. Maybe the problem is that you’ve been cheated on in the past, so you are very guarded now. Unfortunately, it is very unfair for you to judge your new boyfriend for mistakes that your old boyfriend or boyfriends may have made. Undoubtedly, your boyfriend does not appreciate being compared to your ex. Wouldn’t it drive you crazy if he was constantly comparing you to his former girlfriends? You have to let go of your insecurities in order for this relationship to thrive. A good girlfriend is confident in her boyfriend.
• PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS - The sweet little acts of kindness and love are what make a relationship successful, and a good girlfriend knows that. Don’t take your boyfriend for granted. When he does something nice for you, always thank him. If you’re going to be cooking dinner for the two of you, include some of his favorite dishes. When you know he’s had a stressful day at work, offer to give him a back rub. Every once in awhile, buy your boyfriend a little gift to show him how much you care and how much you appreciate him. Sometimes giving an inch can make your relationship go a mile.
• SEND GIFTS & WORDS OF APPRECIATION - Apart from all above tips, boys love to be appreciated as well as girls, however it wont take you that long to buy a shirt or perfume for your boyfriend but it really matters and the gift really counts. Boys always need special attention when they are with their girlfriends.

How to be a good BF

• ONLY THE HONEST WILL SURVIVE - Obviously, a good boyfriend does not cheat on his girlfriend. That’s a pretty basic rule, but it is also very important that you remember not to break it. Some men feel that being in a monogamous relationship is extremely difficult. Men are praised by society and the media when they’re able to be with multiple women at one time – they are fondly referred to as “players” and “ladies men.” And women, on the other hand, are labeled “sluts” and “whores.” It is a complete double standard. Either a man or woman is in the wrong if they decide to be unfaithful to their relationship. Cheating is wrong, it is hurtful, and it is detrimental to trust. If you cheat on your girlfriend, she’s going to have a very hard time forgiving you. If she does forgive you, she is always going to have a very hard time trust in you. It will almost certainly ruin your relationship. The foundation of a healthy relationship has to be trust, and without it, a relationship cannot thrive. If you don’t think that you are going to be able to resist the temptation of sleeping with other women when you are in a relationship with one woman, then you need to get out of the relationship. Sneaking around, even if you don’t think that you’re going to get caught, is very wrong. Do not try to convince yourself that the occasional non-emotional fling is acceptable male behavior. One night stands still absolutely constitute infidelity. Think about it this way: how would you feel if you were to discover that your girlfriend had a one night stand on her girls’ night out? If you are mature enough to be in a relationship, then you are mature enough to be faithful to your lady. While cheating is a major league form of lying, almost any type of dishonesty is unacceptable if you are trying to be a good boyfriend. The one question that you should always say ‘no’ to regardless of your honest opinion: “Does this outfit make me look fat?”
• BE ROMANTIC - If you believe that chivalry is dead, then you are not on the path to becoming a good boyfriend. You have to be romantic, sweet, and thoughtful to your girlfriend. You have to come up with creative ways to show her how much you love her and how much you care. Even after the two of you have been together for an extended period of time, you still have to take her out on dates – wine and dine her. Don’t forget to tell her how beautiful you think she is – believe me, she will never get sick of hearing it. Open the car door for her – it’s not old fashioned, it’s being a good boyfriend. Leave romantic notes for her, get her flowers for no particular occasion, or call her at work just to tell her that you are thinking about or that you’re looking for to seeing her later today. You have to continuously show her how much she means to you – you cannot take her love for granted. Keeping the romance alive is an integral part of being a good boyfriend.
• GET INTERESTED - Generally speaking, women talk a lot more than men do. They talk about their feelings, and they want you to talk about yours. While you might not find the subjects incredibly interesting, they are incredibly important to your relationship, and you need to realize that. When your girlfriend wants to talk to you about something, you have to listen. And not only do you have to listen, but you have to be an active participant in the conversation – monosyllabic answers are not good boyfriend material. When she asks you what your feelings are about a particular issue, tell her. Don’t say “I don’t know” and never respond with an unintelligible grunt. Just tell her, honestly, how you feel. When the two of you are out shopping and she is trying on outfits, try to get interested. When she is telling you about her friends, get interested. If something is important to her, it should be important to you. Plus, if you pay attention to the things that are important to her, she will do the same for you. A good relationship is a give and take, and to be a good boyfriend you’ll have to give as much as you are planning to take.
• SEND FLOWERS AND GIFTS - Apart from all above tips, girls always welcome flowers and gifts on different occasions even if there is no special occasion. A red rose is still what your girl friend loves. Flowers represents and express feelings in the variety of ways by sending different combinations of bouquet. You may want to acquaint with the colors and combination of roses to send.

7 Signs to Propose

1. He's Growing Out of His Bachelor Ways - You can tell his bachelor days are behind him when his number one priority is no longer himself. If he's constantly using terms like "we" and "the future," and plans for a weekend with the guys in Vegas are suddenly on the back burner while he looks for romantic locales to visit with you, he's probably not just sick of his buddies -- he might be scouting the perfect place to propose.
2. He's Redecorating - You may also notice certain items have disappeared from his pad, like his college posters and Simpsons memorabilia. Did he ditch that ugly brown chair for a nice new couch? It could be the start of major changes -- your boyfriend is making room in his life for you, both physically and emotionally.
3. He's Curbing Big Purchases - Has your boyfriend gone from big spender to scrooge? The plasma screen TV he'd been planning to buy isn't hanging over his mantle, and instead of buying rounds of drinks at happy hour after work, he's home cooking dinner. No, he hasn't become a homebody; he's started to eliminate frivolous spending to brace for a large upcoming down payment (your ring!). He might have even opened up a new savings account or high rewards credit card as he gears up to make the big purchase. And it's not just the jewelry he's saving for -- he may be socking away money now so that the two of you will be comfortable well into the future.
4. He's Not Complaining About Weddings - While at a wedding together, it's more than just the usual eagerness for an open bar. He puts a vice grip on your hand during the vow exchange (is that a tear I see?), and comments on the couple's first dance choice and meal selection. Take it as a sign that he is paying attention to all things wedding-related because matrimony is on his mind.
5. He's Taken an Interest in Your Jewelry - Has he been complimenting your great ability to accessorize? Snooping around in your jewelry box? Holding your hand, constantly? Tying strings around your finger so you don't forget something meaningless? All kidding aside, when your favorite ring goes missing, you'll know for sure that he's trying to find a covert way to figure out your size.
6. He Wants to Meet the Parents - Okay, so he's probably already met your parents. If he hasn't, and has become insistent on meeting them, it's probably for a good reason. But if he already knows them well, and has become the first to RSVP for your nephew's birthday party, jumps at the chance for a weekend visit with your parents, or, even more telltale, tries to plan outings for both your families to hang out together, he's ready for the next step.
7. He's Acting Out of Character - You know his daily routine inside and out, and any variation is enough to give you pause. If he's super insistent that you guys do something you never do (like take a walk through a park, or drive to a place to watch the sunset), he may be setting up to speak those four little words: Will you marry me? After all that hard work, be sure to make it easy on him and say "yes!"

10 Ways for Good Relationship

1. BE A MAN OF YOUR WORD
   A successful and strong relationship is one that is built on trust and dependability. If you tell a woman that you are going to do something, she will expect you to keep that commitment. Whether it's a date you've made for dinner, a promise to water her plants while she's on vacation, or a resolution to give up smoking, keeping a pledge is crucial in developing and nurturing a solid foundation for the future. Even if it is something that seems insignificant to you in the big scheme of things (i.e., returning a library book for her on your way home from work), a succession of forgetful moments will diminish her faith in you. Accordingly, if every time you promise to do something triggers a reaction on her part to have a Plan B just in case, it is only a matter of time before she starts seeking out a new companion with a better track record for reliability. Never make a promise unless it is one that you know you can keep.
2. SHOW HER RESPECT
   If you want to keep a special woman in your life, you need to not only let her know that you put her on a pedestal but that you are willing to defend her honor to be there. This means that you don't engage in gossip or divulge confidences, that you don't criticize or belittle her, and that your love life isn't an open book to anyone who's nosey. If up until now your priority has been to spend all your free hours with your football buddies, you may need to start rethinking your agenda. A woman who always takes second, third or last place to other relationships in your life isn't going to stay in the picture for very long. Showing respect also means fidelity to the relationship if you've both made a commitment to monogamy. If you can't stay faithful, you owe her the respect of freeing her to meet someone who will appreciate and honor the treasure that she is.
3. LEAVE YOUR BAGGAGE AT THE DOOR
   The last thing a woman wants is a whiner who does nothing but bemoan the fact that all of her predecessors--and probably life in general--treated him badly. While it's one thing for her to be initially sympathetic, it's draining to listen to the same sob stories day after day. Keep in mind that the more time you spend dwelling on the past, the less energy you'll have to spend building a new future. This also goes for men who talk incessantly about past relationships that were good. Whether the split came about as the result of death or divorce, women don't like to compete with the Ghosts of Relationships Past.
4. ACCEPT HER AS SHE IS
   Maybe your beloved would look better if she lost a couple pounds. Maybe she should update that hairdo and go for something snazzier. Maybe she'd look better on your arm if she wore different clothes. If you find yourself keeping a list of all the things she should be doing, you may be looking for a makeover project instead of a girlfriend or future wife. What you need to ask yourself is whether your barrage of suggestions is really meant to help her or to reinvent her into someone who would better define who you think you are. Women--and men--want to know that they're loved for themselves, not for an idealistic image that may be difficult to obtain. There's a right way and a wrong way to recommend improvement. To imply that you could love her more if she didn't have quite so many flaws is definitely the wrong way.
5. DON'T BE POSSESSIVE
   Do you call your girlfriend every hour of the day? Do you demand a thorough accounting of what she’s doing and who she’s seeing whenever she’s not with you? Are you purposely driving a wedge between her and her family and friends so you won’t have to share her? Do you discourage her from doing activities she really loves because you resent that you’re not a part of it? If your behavior fits these descriptions, it’s not love; it’s obsession. In concert with the advice to treat your lady with proper respect, you need to allow her the freedom to have time to spend on herself. Jealousy and possessiveness are unhealthy in any relationship and communicate that you are insecure, clingy, and potentially violent if you’re not the center of attention.
6. DON'T RUSH ROMANCE
   If you want a strong love connection, you need to start out with an equally strong “like” connection. It’s easy to rush headlong into a permanent relationship when you’re more excited about the prospect of being half of a couple than in enjoying the journey of discovering the things you have in common. Even if you’re sure that this is truly love at first sight and you don’t want to waste any time getting her in bed or off to the altar, a partnership that is meant to last will have a better chance if the man and woman invest in the value of friendship with one another. Consider the qualities and traits you admire in the people to whom you are close and apply those same tests in picking the person with whom you want to spend the rest of your life.
7. PAY ATTENTION
   Being a good partner means being a conscientious listener. It means not talking about yourself so much that she can never get a word in edgewise. It means that when she hints she’d really like a certain sweater for her birthday you don’t go out and buy her a CD of your favorite R&B singer instead. It also means that you’re sensitive to her moods, that you take an interest in projects she’s doing at work or problems she’s currently having with her siblings, and that you actually notice (and take action) if you see that one of her tires is low or that she comments on a new restaurant she’d like to try. Pay attention to the calendar, too. Remembering birthdays, anniversaries and special occasions demonstrates that she’s important enough to you that you know how to plan ahead.
8. TRY NEW THINGS
   Show an open mind when it comes to trying out new foods, activities, or ideas. While the two of you don’t have to share the same passion for every single thing that comes along, she’s far more likely to accompany you to a monster truck rally someday if you’ve accompanied her to a performance of the ballet. The fact that you show the willingness and curiosity to see what something is about instead of flatly dismissing it as stupid will accrue huge points in the sensitivity department. Why? Men and women tend to interpret the rejection of an idea as a rejection of them personally, a condition that will only fester with the passage of time. It should also be understood between the two of you that if the new whatever isn’t a good fit, it won’t continue to linger as a bone of contention. Trying it once—and respecting the outcome— is the most that either of you can ask.
9. SHARE THE WORK
   In today’s society, there is no such thing as “a woman’s job” or “a man’s job.” The fact that both parties put in a full day of work shouldn’t mean that it’s always the female’s job to cook the meals, set the table, wash the dishes and do the laundry. You may not be a gourmet chef but that shouldn’t stop you from picking up and dishing out Chinese food. Your gender also shouldn’t inhibit you from running the vacuum cleaner, walking the dog, or helping put postage stamps on the wedding invitations.
10. CELEBRATE THE ORDINARY
    Too many couples make the mistake of only pulling out all the stops for each other on vacations and special holidays. The rest of the time, they’re taking each other for granted. While it’s easy to say, “I love you” against an exotic backdrop or go overboard buying presents on Valentine’s Day, a happy relationship is one that celebrates itself every day of the year. Buy her a card “just because.” Schedule date nights…and keep them! Give her a foot rub when she’s had a rough day. Bring her lunch in bed and a favorite DVD when she’s under the weather. Let her know on a regular basis that she’s not only the love of your life but also the best friend you could ever have. Most of all, remember that “happily ever after” isn’t a destination but a journey to be taken hand in hand and heart to heart.